We all love Lohan

Yeah, right. i can't believe the girl gets as much coverage as she does. And I hope her publicist gets fired. Who else wouldn't try to cover up things like showing up late or not at all for work, visiting the hospital repeatedly for what seem to be bad hangovers, and staying out most of the night, thus creating hte late to work and hangover situations. It never fails to amaze me. How did we get to the point where we began to allow this teenage actress to become a regular on page six? I for one am very curious.

Lindsay is pretty. She had an eating disorder (which she later denied) but isn't looking too shabby these days. She has a little sister (can't wait to see HOW she turns out) a father in prison (who published an apology in a UK paper) and a little sister (also on her way to being another lIndsay. She dates older men, is good friends with Paris (wouldn't you want to be) and yet at the same time works on Disney movies (Herbie, anyone?). I have to say she has led some kind of life. Her mother believers she can do no wrong as firmly implied in every interview the woman ever does. To be honest, if my daughter were in a career that spilled into 7 figures, I wouldn't say a damn word either. We wouldn't want it to end up like Macauley Culkin or someone who declares emancipation because his or her parents are keeping the paychecks. I even saw a Law and ORder like that last night where a fifteen year old Russian model was supporting her entire family over what she made on the runway.

But Lohan is different. She is pretty, but not beautiful, Fairly well-proportioned but has a lot of freckles. So why do we love her so much? Her "natural" C-cup? Her inability to show up anywhere on time or appropriately dressed for it? Her lack of a quality publicist (now I'm imaging they're just a friend of the family's who happened to be bored when Lindsay came important enough to talk about.

I dont' really have any answeers. THe metro has written about her a lot in the last few days. It's gotten to the point where I'm as sick f her as of Balenciaga knock-off bags. Come on Korea. You and LIndsay should get together and talk about how to make thinsg look better for each other and your selves.